tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3965443.post-68729284498662973752007-08-07T13:43:00.000-04:002007-08-07T14:11:24.172-04:00<strong>Barry Bonds' Drug Dealer Breaks Home Run Record</strong><br /><br />San Francisco - Barry Bonds' primary drug dealer broke the record for the most home runs today. The event was hailed as a landmark in the history of modern drug dealing. <br /><br />Bonds' drug dealer took a modest tone as he spoke to reporters today,"Am I a hero? Maybe to some. But this isn't just about me, or even about drug dealers in general. This is about the game and all the little people that make it so great. I'm talking about the chemists and technicians in the labs around the country and around the world. We share in the passion for America's greatest pastime. Not just the big labs either, but the anonymous little sweatshop labs that never get the credit they deserve. And let's not forget the mules who move the drugs to where they need to be." <br /><br />"Yes, in the end this is about the essence of the sport. An essence that can be distilled into distincT chemical properties, even to the very molecules themselves. Could people in the past do this? Could Babe Ruth with his cheap whiskey or Mickey Mantle with his weak beer? No, this is about the triumph of the human spirit over nature. Baseball is as American as Mom, Apple Pie, the unending quest for profit and several substances most athletes can't even pronounce, much less spell." <br /><br />The record is expected to be contested before being entered in the Hall of Fame, mostly by the makers of competing chemicals. <br /><br />Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com) <br />Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com