tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3965443.post-31513993414240326952007-08-27T16:13:00.000-04:002007-08-27T16:15:22.777-04:00<strong>Lawyers, Guns and Money</strong><br /><br /><em>Why... <br /> ...because I can. </em><br /><br />Lawyers Guns and Money <br />(To the tune of Warren Zevon's "Lawyers Guns and Money") <br /><br />I was meddling in the Mideast <br />Just like I always do <br />How was I to know <br />That they hated us there too <br /><br />About Sunnis, Kurds and Shiites <br />I just can't tell the diff <br />Send Lawyers, guns and money <br />Dad got me into this <br /><br />I'm the innocent decider <br />Somehow I got stuck <br />Give more jobs to Halliburton <br />And we'll still make a buck <br />And we'll still make a buck <br />And we'll still make a buck <br /><br />Now I'm stalling with a troop surge <br />I'm a desparate man <br />Send Lawyers, guns and money <br />The Shiite's hit the fan <br /><br />Send Lawyers, guns and money... <br /><br />Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet<br />Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com