Michael Jackson News Coverage

Written after a week of seeing non stop news coverage of Michael Jacksons' death, and nothing else being reported. Why...

...because I can.

Beat It (to death)


(To the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson)

The news is now all Michael Jackson all the time

Transracial pedophile but a really good guy

They love him since he died and talk about him all the time

They beat it, Just beat it





You follow news you wonder bout foreign lands

You wanna be smart become a learned man

Now it's only fluff, better turn on C-span

They beat it, to death(4x)



Just beat it, to death, beat it, to death

Everything will be repeated

No new information has come to light

It doesn't matter, we're on all night

Just beat it, to death (4x)



Forget North Korea forget about Iran

Forget about our troops in Afghanistan

Let's talk about the life of this plastic faced man

So beat it, to death



You have to show them that you really don't care

They're wasting all our time with all this morbid fare

They talk down, then they dumb down

Until you think you care



Just beat it, to death, beat it, to death

Everything will be repeated

No new information has come to light

It doesn't matter, we're on all night (9x)



Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)

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