Kraut Pope tells Black Africans Condoms don't stop AIDS

This week Pope Benedict went to AIDS ravaged Africa and told people not to use condoms and that they only make the problem worse. So in a place where over 20 million people have AIDS, the biggest problem for Benedict is that someone might use a condom. So he not only gives bad advice, but actually lies to suffering black people. His message is pretty much summed up by this song:

Just Die

(To the tune of the theme from "Rawhide")

Dogma, Dogma, Dogma

Keep prayin' prayin' prayin

Though AIDS just keeps slayin'

Tell them to keep prayin' - Just Die

Don't try to understand AIDS

Just offer prayer and band-aids

No matter how many folks have died

You're ejaculatin'

Only pleases Satan

Unless you're naturally inside



Risk your life, pull it out

Pull it out, risk your life

Though it's dumb, no condoms Just Die

Hide the fact, tell a lie

Tell a lie, hide the facts

No matter, Kraut Pope says Just Die



Shut up, shut up shut up

Though the graves are backed up

Keep the info locked up - Just die

Rubber, silk and latex

So sinful is safe sex

Better that everyone should die

All the lives that we lose

Are martyrs to the values

That celibate Kraut Pope has prescribed



Risk your life, pull it out

Pull it out, risk your life

Though it's dumb, no condoms Just Die

Hide the fact, tell a lie

Tell a lie, hide the facts

No matter, Kraut Pope says Just Die


Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)
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