Hillary Gains New Support

Washington - Despite losing the majority of votes cast to her rival, Senator Hillary Clinton today argue she should get the Democratic nomination. This news inspired several new supporters to come out in favor of her candidacy. The following is a random sample of her new following:

Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe stated: Elections aren't about who gets the most votes, or what the majority of people want. Hillary Clinton should be the leader, she's my kind of politician.

George W. Bush of Crawford Texas also showed his support: I'm tired of elections being decided by counting every single vote. This is inefficient. What you need is to find a body of people who will choose the right candidate - you. Hillary is my kind of politician.

David Duke of Louisiana stated his support as well: Hillary has consistently won the white vote. She stated she should get the candidacy because her supporters are the hard working whites. She's my kind of politican, appealing to the whiteness of us all. Oh, so nice and white, very, very white.

Hillary herself thanked her supporters and added a comment, "This isn't over because a majority of people vote for one person. That's not what America is about, and that's not the kind of leader I'll be. So vote for me, and if you don't, who cares, I should be President anyway.

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)
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