Cheney's Lullaby


Hush Little Congress

Hush little Congress, don't say a word
Dick Cheney's excuses are so absurd

Like a mobster in Sing-Sing
He ain't gonna tell no one anything

If the legislative branch asks
Cheney's executive privilege laughs

If privilege has limits
Cheney's gonna be legislative

If he's still accountable
Cheney's gonna hand you a load of bull

If that load of bull is dissed
Cheney's gonna call you a terrorist

If that excuse drops like rocks
Cheney's only gonna appear on FOX

If that FOX will just lay down
They'll be the sweetest network in this town

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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Don't Worry, Be Happy

Written after the millionth time I heard someone in the Bush administration talk of all the progress in Iraq. And dedicated to all FAUX News viewers.
Why...
...because I can.
Don't Worry, Be Happy
(To the tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob Marley)

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy

In every war there is some trouble
Just ignore it, live in a bubble
Don't worry, be happy

Don't worry be happy now
Don't worry be happy
Don't worry be happy
Don't worry be happy
Ain't got no need to count the dead
Just keep those bad thoughts from your head
Don't worry, be happy

The general says the surge won't work
I say support the troops jerk
Don't worry (laugh) be happy

Look at me I'm happy
Don't worry, be happy

I give you FOX's station
When you're worried watch it
They make you happy

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no plans, ain't got no future
Ain't got got no problems doin' torture
But don't worry, be happy

Cause when you worry my polls go down
And people think that I'm a clown
So don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy now

Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy

Now there this song I wrote
I hope you learned it note for note
Like good little children

Don't worry, be happy

Listen to what I say
In this war there might be trouble
Just ignore it live in a bubble
Don't worry, be happy
Be happy now

Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry
Don't worry be happy
Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it
Be happy, put a smile on your face
Don't let facts bring you down like this

Don't worry, it will soon end, whenever that is
Don't worry, be happy
I'm not worried

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Right Absurd.