RIP Kevin Dubrow 1955-2007

I just learned that Kevin Dubrow passed away. If you weren't a Heavy Metal fan in the 1980's (Although many claim to be now) he was the lead singer of Quiet Riot. While they were only big for a brief period of time their 1983 debut album "Metal Health" with the hit single "Cum on Feel the Noize" was the first heavy metal album to hit number one. They paved the way for the L.A. Metal explosion of the 1980s. So as a former headbanger I feel I should pour out a 40 oz of hairspray for my homie who ain't around no more. Instead I did this song parody based on one of their songs in tribute. Why...
...because I can.

Nostalgia
(To the tune of "Metal Health" by Quiet Riot)

While I'm a headbanger, teenager
Momma says that I'm in real danger
Got no brains, I'm insane
Teacher says that I'm one big pain
It was the 80's, we went crazy
Ronald Reagan said we were just lazy
I want it louder
More power
Blast Tipper Gore outta her ivory tower
Bang your head! Nostalgia will drive you mad
Bang your head! Nostalgia will drive you mad
Well we're all aged
But not dated, critics say we were over-rated
Time has moved up and we're all grownup
Top 40 fans you have all been shown up
We got the voice to make the noise
Won't ever let up
Hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Feel the crack
We're all still here
There's no way back
Bang your head! Nostalgia will drive you mad
Bang your head! Nostalgia will drive you mad
Nostalgia will drive you crazy
Nostalgia will drive you mad
Nostalgia is what we all need
It's what we're all gonna have
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead
Oh yeah!
Nostalgia
It's not too bad
Bad, bad
Oh let preachers see devils and witches oh
Bang your head! Nostalgia will drive you mad
Phil Collins fans are weak ass bitches, Rock on, Rock on, Rock on
Bang your head! Nostalgia will drive you mad
Bang your head!

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.