Donald Rumsfeld Awarded Congressional Medal of Honor

Washington - pResident Bush awarded Defense secretary the nation's highest military decoration today, for his outstanding success in the pursuit of bin Laden as well as the marvelous triumph in Iraq. Here are some excerpts from the pResident's speech:

"Bin Laden is still at large 4 1/2 years after September 11th and half our army is bogged down indefinitely in Iraq. I don't know how others qualify success, but as far as this administration is concerned, things are going great. It's time to honor the man responsible for all this."

"When I first met Donald Rumsfeld I said, 'What it that up in the sky Donald?' He replied 'tis the sun sir.' I said, 'No silly, tis the moon.' He said, 'You are correct sir, tis the moon.' From then on I knew I had found a leader with the wisdom, courage and vision to lead our country through this great crisis."

"Let's look his record, obviously a brilliant success. Al-Qaeda, which is led by bin Laden from Afghanistan, attacked us on September 11th. Now we have Saddam Hussein in custody and our army stuck in a bloody and expensive quagmire in Iraq. That's right, we got the guy who didn't do it. You think the Democrats could have done that? Only I can protect you from terrorists. We taught Saddam and those Iraqis a lesson about September 11th. And if Iran thinks they can mess with us, I think the lesson is Indonesia better look out."

Despite criticism of Rumsfeld from some retired generals, active duty officers continue to support Rumsfeld. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Sick O-Phant stated, "Those of us in the military are not allowed to criticize the leadership. We all support Rumsfeld. 100% of Officers under orders not to criticize Rumsfeld think he's doing a great job. What higher praise than that is there. From the great strategists of the First World War to the Maginot Line to Westmoreland in Vietnam the great names of Military History will now be joined by Rumsfeld, all hail Rumsfeld. If you know what's good for you."

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet
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Holocaust Denier David Irving is Not in Prison


The internationally known Holocaust denier David Irving is in fact Not in an Austrian Prison. He was not sentenced to three years for denying the Holocaust and is not currently incarcerated. Don't believe everything you read in the Mainstream Media (MSM). There is a vast conspiracy here to distort the truth and hide the facts from people!

The greatest hoax ever played on the public is currently under way. A shadowy group of elites from the Holocaust denial cabal is attempting to create a martyr by claiming David Irving was imprisoned for denying the Holocaust. In fact there is no evidence that David Irving is in fact in prison. Here are some interesting facts from a recent throough study on the issue by a group of highly qualified experts from the Institute for Historical Re-examination:

1. There is no evidence that David Irving is currently in Prison
2. None of the so called "trial" evidence stands up to even the slightest scrutiny.
3. Rumors that David Irving had his mouth washed out with soap turned out to be totally false.
4. IHR expeditions by a panel of experts failed to find any David Irving in any Austrian (or Australian) prisons.
5. All so-called "Facts" supporting this hoax have been concocted by the Holocaust Denial Elite.
6. This Holocaust Denial Elite in fact controls much of the world's media.
7.You don't personally know anyone who's seen him in prison, do you?
8. The few alleged prison inmates who claim to have seen Irving are in fact liars just in it for the money.
9. This whole scheme was concocted by Big Holocaust Denial to get reparations money from Austria.
10. There is in fact no good evidence that anyone by the name of David Irving even exists.

Despite the overwhelming nature of this evidence, the Institute for Historial Re-examination is not necessarily saying David Irving is not in prison. Rather we are saying that there are two sides to this story. There's the MSM version, and then there's all the facts we've been able to uncover. We just want to widen the debate to include both sides. We believe the best course of action is to teach the controversy and let people decide for themselves. The MSM may not trust the critical thinkings skills of the masses but the IHR puts a lot of faith in them.

Copyright 2006 The Institute for Historical Re-examination

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