Bush Sings for Immigrants

In honor of Bush's new policy on immigration.
Why... ...because I can.

Let No One In
(To the tune of "Ride Like the Wind" by Christopher Cross)

It is not right. My polls are weak
Why's everyone, no longer sheep
I've got to let

Let no one in, to get votes again
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in

I was born the son of a wealthy man
Always spoke my mind holding Karl Rove's hand
Lived nine lives
Used up ten
Gotta let no one in

And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Let no one in
Let no one in

Used to tolerate Mexicans
Now I pander for votes
From the Minutemen
Everyone with dark skin will just have to go
Gonna let no one in so I can get votes

It is not right. My polls are weak
Why's everyone, no longer sheep
I've got to let Let no one in to get votes again

And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Let no one in

And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Gonna let no one in

(Alternate verse)
Never known much for my brains
I was no where in sight when the school bells rang
While we were attacked
I read My Pet Goat
Gotta let no one in so I can get votes

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet
Copyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.