Dick Cheney Gets a Theme Song

In honor of Dick Cheney, who shot a companion while hunting this weekend. (And then tried to cover it up but the story broke after 24 hours.)

You Give Guns a Bad Name (To the tune of "You give love a bad name" by Bon Jovi)

Trust and security's what you sell
You promise restraint but then unleash hell
Tom Clancy got a hold you see
With violence your passion, you can't break free
oh-oh It's a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save you
The damage is done

Chorus:
Shot in the face
And you're to blame
You give guns a bad name
You play the part, but it's all a game
You give guns a bad name
You give guns a bad name

Child hunters learn these tips
Bright orange vests should be hard to miss
When war is real you act so shy
Never saw combat but can't say why
Oh oh It's a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save you
The damage is done

(Chorus)

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet
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