George Bush Gets a New Theme Song

(Depression over... Hoolinet back... Four more years of-
-ammunition!)

Dedicated to George W. Bush, who always amazes me with his ability to say the most moderate things and do the most right wing things. Why...
...because I can.
Right Wing Boy
(To the tune of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver)


Well life here so far's been kinds laid back Ain't much an old right wing boy like me can hack But I think it's time we turn the clock back Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well a right wing agenda never did me no harm A connin votes from poor people workin' on the farm I won them all over with stupidity and charm Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven We're stayin in Iraq til 2027 Seems our politics could use some more division Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well accursed freedom is fleein' from this land We're gonna keep all them gays from even holdin' hands Seein people happy is more than I can stand Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

I'd talk 'bout tolerance all day if I could But my right wing support wouldn't take it very good So I waffled when I should, act when I could Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven We're stayin in Iraq til 2027 Seems our politics could use some more division Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well on the enviroment I won't even ask ya When we get our chance we're drillin' in Alaska More Suv's just make the country go faster Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well liberals talk like free choice is always best But we're bannin abortion even for incest You can just learn to suffer like all the rest Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven We're stayin in Iraq til 2027 Seems our politics could use some more division Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well America was founded on the rights of all But now the real Americans are Evangelical So everyone else we know you'll just go to hell Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

My Daddy taught me young how to think like a moderate I think it's too bad that his kind just don't get it We've got control and we're sure as hell gonna use it Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven We're stayin' in Iraq til 2027 Seems our politics could use some more division Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet
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