FOX NEWS and Iraq
Up in heaven, famous generals are watching events in Iraq with great interest. Among them are Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great, and Napoleon. After a while Alexander the Great speaks, "Oh if only I'd had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would easily have conquered India." Frederick the Great nods and says, "And surely if I'd only had one small part of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War in only two days!"

There is a long silence as they continue to watch events unfold, then Napoleon sighs and says, "If only I'd had that FOX News, no one would have ever found out I lost the Russia Campaign."

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet.
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