Just a little campaign music to help Arnold Schwarzenneger in his campaign.
Why...
...because I can.
Please Vote For Me California
(To the tune of "Dont Cry For Me Argentina")

It will be easy, don't think it strange
When I never explain what I'll do
Cause I still need more press, after all I have done

You don't believe me
All you see is a Terminator
Although that was only an act
I know I can still persuade you

I had to make it happen, to join the race
Couldn't let my career fade away
Living out of the spotlight, only in the tabloids

So I chose Leno
Running around saying nothing that's new
Catch phrases impressing you all
I always expected them to

Chorus:
Please vote for me California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me
Without resistance

And as for budgets, and fiscal things
I managed Planet Hollywood
Plus it seems to the world I'm a strong, tough leader

It's all illusion
They're just films not solutions they appear to be
The answer's much simpler you see
I need you and know you love me

Please vote for me California

(Chorus)

Have I said too much
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is watch "Conan" to know
That every word is true

(Chorus)


Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet
Copyright 2003 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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Mark Hoolihan
Department of Hollywood Illusions and Chipmunk Political Advice
Michigan State University
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"Well, you can never go wrong with an Austrian"
_German political commentator, 1933